What's up? I'm Abby. I'm a USMC veteran, former police officer, repeat college drop-out, business owner, wife, and mother of a daughter with a son on the way. I've had a series of "So This Is What It's Like To Be A Mom" social media posts for over 4 years now, and I've finally decided to turn it into a blog. I want to connect with other parents that are full of dysfunction and feel like we never have our shit together. So come on in, please don't mind the mess. It's always like this, honestly, because...well, because we f*cking live here. Hahahaha.